GroupGlow
Group intelligence, but funny

Your group chat deserves its Wrapped.

Upload your chat export and turn a year of messages into a hilarious, polished deck of stats, archetypes, and peak-chaos moments—without posting the whole conversation.

Make your WrappedSee how it works

Start free · 10 share-ready cards · No card required

Peak insanity

2:47 AM

Naturally, on a Tuesday.

What to expect from GroupGlow

Private by default

You decide which generated moments leave the group.

Built for sharing

Every card is composed to screenshot, post, and send.

No fake hype

Clear one-time prices and a useful free deck first.

From export to inside joke

The lore, finally organized.

GroupGlow does not give you a sterile dashboard. It gives your people a yearbook they will actually send around.

  1. 01

    Export your chat

    Bring a WhatsApp, Telegram, or Discord export. No tedious setup and no manual tagging.

  2. 02

    Let AI find the lore

    GroupGlow turns activity patterns into funny stats, archetypes, superlatives, and peak-chaos moments.

    Most unhinged message
    Main character ranking
    Peak activity hour
    Chat-war starter
  3. 03

    Share the finished deck

    Post polished cards back to the group, save screenshots, or send the complete recap to everyone involved.

The loop

1. Share

Drop the deck

2. See

Friends react

3. Remake

Other chats glow

Pick your chaos level

Free to try. Cheap to escalate.

Make one classic Wrapped or unlock the deeper cuts. No mystery fees.

Basic Wrapped

$0

One branded recap to start the group debate.

  • 10-card Wrapped deck
  • Core stats and archetypes
  • Share-ready GroupGlow watermark
Make one free
Crowd favorite

Full Roast Mode

$6.99 one time

A deeper, funnier report when basic stats cannot contain the lore.

  • Deeper behavioral insights
  • Sharper group superlatives
  • More specific roast cards
  • Polished full-length share deck
Turn on Roast Mode

Unlimited Glow

$19.99 / year

For people who belong to far too many active chats.

  • Unlimited Wrapped reports
  • Monthly mini recaps
  • Full Roast insights included

Comparing two group chats is also available separately for $9.99.

Go unlimited

Questions before the roast?

Your chat stays your chat.

The useful details, without a wall of fine print.

Your group has receipts

Turn the scrollback into the main event.

Upload the export, generate the cards, and send your group a recap worth arguing about.

Create your free Wrapped